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Big Toes

July 17, 2018 by Comments


Big Toe #1

Big Toe #2


Big Toe #1: Damn, I’m numb.  You?

Big Toe #2: Nah, I’m okay right now.

Big Toe #1: Crap, this sucks.

Big Toe #2: How did it happen?

Big Toe #1: No friggin’ idea.  Just started this morning out of the blue.

Big Toe #2: Nothing just starts out of the blue.

Big Toe #1: Well, this did.

Big Toe #2: Shoes too tight?

Big Toe #1:Nope.

Big Toe #2: Wearing your orthotics?

Big Toe #1: Yep.

Big Toe #2: Doing your yoga?

Big Toe #1: Always.

Big Toe #2: Is it contagious?

Big Toe #1: For your sake, I hope not.

Big Toe #2: Well, we’re in this together.

Big Toe #1: I guess so. You’re stuck with me.

Big Toe #2:  Could be worse.  You could have athlete’s foot.  Yuck.

Big Toe #1: Good point.  Glad you’re here though. I hate going through things alone.

Big Toe #2:  Yeah, me too.  As the saying goes, two big toes are better than one.

Big Toe #1:  I don’t think that’s the correct saying – but I get the sentiment.  Same here.

Big Toe #2: Time for a foot bath?

Big Toe #1:  You get the epsom salts, I’ll start the tub….




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