CHARACTERS
Man
Woman
SETTING
Woman and Man sitting in their car waiting for the train to come which Woman is taking to get to an event.
MAN: You didn’t.
WOMAN: Shit, I think I did.
MAN: Crap, that sucks.
WOMAN: Majorly. Not a great way to start a 77 minute train ride.
MAN: You’ll be okay. I’m sure many people ride the train with skid marks all the time.
WOMAN: Yuck, it’s so gross though.
MAN: Was it a lot?
WOMAN: Nope, a minor fart blip.
MAN: There’s a bathroom on the train. Check it out there.
WOMAN: Good idea.
MAN: Sorry, hon. But at least your hair looks great!
WOMAN: Thanks. This stinks though. Literally. You smell anything?
MAN: Nope.
WOMAN: Trains here – gotta go.
Woman kisses man, grabs bags and leaves to get onto the train. 5 minutes later she texts Man.
WOMAN (text): False alarm! “No poopy pants!” Yay!
Man doesn’t text back for 10 minutes. Woman texts again.
WOMAN (text): Hey, you there?
MAN (text): Sorry. I was cleaning up after the dog. He pooped on the carpet.
WOMAN (text): Man, it’s a bad poopy kind of day.
MAN (text): Better poopy on the carpet than in your pants!
WOMAN (text): Amen to that!
THE END
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