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Powerball

August 13, 2018 by Comments

CHARACTERS:

Mom

Son

 

SETTING:

A mom and son at college are texting each other.

 

Mom:  Hey, start thinking about what you want to get with the couple of million dollars I’m going to give you when I win the $700 million powerball drawing tonight!

Son:  You bought a ticket?

Mom: Yep

Son: Since when do you buy lottery tickets?

Mom: Since yesterday.

Son: Mom, you know you’re not going to win.

Mom: This from a kid who I’ve been buying lottery tickets for since you were 8?

Son: That’s different.

Mom: Why?

Son:  I’ve got better luck than you!  I always win a dollar here or there.

Mom: Well, technically, since I bought you the tickets, I was winning the dollar here or there.

Son: Oh yeah, I didn’t think about that.  So what are WE going to do with $700 million dollars?

Mom: We?

Son: Yeah, we!

Mom: So now I’m sharing my winnings with you?  I don’t remember you sharing your dollars with me.

Son: You’re a mom, mom.  You always share.

Mom: That’s true. And $700 million dollars is a crap load of money. I’d definitely share it with you – and your sister and dad – let’s not forget them.

Son:  Ah man, I thought we could just keep this between us.

Mom: Funny honey!

Son: Gotta go – text me when we’re rolling in the dough.

Mom: I’ll do better than that.  I’ll fly in my private jet to you to deliver your winnings…:)

 

THE END


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