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Tea or Coffee?

May 24, 2019 by Comments

TEA: Ha!  She chose me.  Good choice. I’m a subtle, yet gentle wake up call.

COFFEE: So what? Later when she’s crashing at 3 she’ll choose me.

TEA: Come on, admit it.  You’re a bit jealous she starts her day out with an Earl instead of a Capitan

COFFEE: Give me a break.  Jealous of you? Never.

TEA: Ah come on, admit it.

COFFEE: Never!

TEA: See that’s the difference between me and you.  I’m more subtle, you’re more of a kick in the ass.

COFFEE: I see you’re finally calling it like it is.

TEA:  I’m more the flowery feminine type, you’re more the macho masculine.

COFFEE: Will you stop getting all metaphoric with me.  You’re an herb for God’s sake!

TEA: I can be metaphoric if I want to.  Woman’s perogative.

COFFEE: A woman’s prerogative refers to you changing your mind all the time, silly.  Not being metaphoric.

TEA: It’s my perogative to use the word perogative however I want.

COFFEE: By the way, you’re spelling perogative wrong.  It’s prerogative.

TEA: Well whatever it is, you know what I mean.

COFFEE:  Okay, okay.  Can we stop arguing now?  It’s hurting my head and making me tired.

TEA: Why don’t you go have a cup of tea for a subtle, delicious, wake up call?

COFFEE:  See, this is why I don’t understand how people can drink tea!! Obnoxiously annoying to say the least….





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