Sleeping with…..

CHARACTERS:  Ali and Jamie, a married couple, together for a really long time!!

SETTING: In their bed, about to go to sleep

ALI:  You know, I never considered the possibility that as I reach this golden age of maturity and wisdom (LOL!)  that I would be sleeping with Darth Vadar.

JAMIE:  Sorry hon.

ALI: I was more a Hans Solo fan anyway.

JAMIE: I kinda liked Yoda myself.

ALI:  Look,  I’m so relieved you’re feeling better and sleeping better after all these years of waking up feeling like shit and no one being able to identify the issue.  But still…

JAMIE:  I know hon. This machine though has definitely been a major game changer for my energy and focus and overall brain function.

ALI:  Definitely.  I can see that too.  But still…

JAMIE:  I got it babe.  C-PAP = C-CRAP.

ALI:  Yes! C-CRAP!  That’s it! What a great name!!  Call the company now and let’s get them to rename and rebrand this sucker.

JAMIE:  We can’t call it that babe.  Because that’s just bad juju and then it might break or won’t work, or I’ll get my vestibular migraines again, or I won’t sleep through the night anymore, or…

Ali interrupts.. 

ALI: Okay, okay Darth, I get it.  We don’t want to jinx the machine that has changed your life. C-PAP it is.

JAMIE: Thanks hon.

ALI:  Wait I got it!  Let’s call it C-YODA!  Now he’s someone I could get into sleeping next to.  I’d much rather drift into lala land with Lightworker Yoda than Dark Darth Vadar.

JAMIE:  Let’s just appreciate that we have each other to sleep with and come over here and give me a snuggle before I have to put this damn contraption on.

Jamie and Ali go to sleep….

THE END

PS: Funny enough, I found a picture of Darth Vadar with a CPAP machine on after I wrote this post.  I guess there are other people out there having the same issue!!!

Ali Skylar (242 Posts)

Ali Skylar’s mission is to use inspirational words, positive affirmations, mindfulness exercises and positive songs to help you learn how to change your life and have a true spiritual awakening! Ali uses her Shiftitudes -uniquely crafted self-affirmation acronyms - blog, books and courses to help keep you committed to your spiritual journey! Also, her Quotitudes – inspirational sayings, encouraging words and inspirational quotes about life - gently aid in helping you to achieve a positive mental attitude essential for personal growth and presence of mind. Chat with Ali on Google+ | Facebook | Twitter | Pinterest | YouTube