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Wanna trade?

March 16, 2020 by Comments

CHARACTERS: Angie, Melanie
SETTING: Phone call

Angie:  So you guys all good over there?

Melanie: Yep, allergies starting to hit, but otherwise good.  You guys?

Angie: All good, except we might need some toilet paper!

Melanie:  LOL! Funny how wiping our butts is our biggest concern right now

Angie:  You can say that because I know you are always stocked to the brim with it.

Melanie:  This is true. Toilet paper and soup – although the soup cans I have in storage have an expiration date of 2015, so I might be able to wipe my butt, but won’t need to do so if I have no food!

Angie: Ha, ha, very funny. Hey, I have an idea: how about we trade?  I’ll give you some cans of soup for a couple of rolls?

Melanie:  Hmmm. Bartering with me are you? I’m game. But under one condition.

Angie: Uh oh, here it comes.

Melanie:  You know those amazing corn muffins your hubby makes?

Angie:  So good, right?

Melanie: Throw in a couple of corn muffins and you have a deal!

Angie: Done!

Melanie: I gotta go walk the dog and get back to work.

Angie: Me too.

Melanie: Love and healthy vibes to you and yours.

Angie: Right back attcha my friend. We’ll get through this!!!

Melanie: Amen!!!

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One response to “Wanna trade?”

  1. Nick says:

    'Right up Ali's alley, potty talk!

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