ALI: YoGOD! When I transform into a crystalline light body can I still eat chocolate covered almonds?
GOD: YoAli! Thanks for reminding me to bring them along on the ascension…:). Anything else?
ALI: Yeah, I’d like some hubby-homemade waffles, bacon and syrup.
GOD: Well, then we’re going to have to bring your hubby along on the ascension with the almonds and waffles because I don’t know how to make waffles. Worlds yes, waffles no. Kapeesh?
ALI: Kapoosh!
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