CHARACTERS

JUMPER #1

JUMPER #2

 

SETTING

Read to find out….

 

JUMPER #1: We’re really going to do this, right?

JUMPER #2: Yep.

JUMPER #1: Okay, so on the count of 3?

JUMPER #2: Nah, make it 5.

JUMPER #1:Okay, so on the count of 5

JUMPER #2:  Wait, let’s make it 6 and a half.

JUMPER #1: What kind of number is that?

JUMPER #2: It was my favorite year. A great year.

JUMPER #1:  This is not a time to be thinking about great years.  Not gonna help us do this.

JUMPER #2: Yeah, you’re right. Okay, on the count of 14 then.

JUMPER #1: 14? What?

JUMPER #2: Well, that was a very sucky year so it might make it easier to jump.

JUMPER #1: That’s too long.  We need a single digit number.

JUMPER #2: Okay, okay. How about 9?

JUMPER #1:  Nah, that was a really good year for me. Let’s do 7.

JUMPER #2:  Seven won’t work cause that’s my favorite number.

JUMPER #1: Alrighty then, let’s do 5!

JUMPER #2: Okay, 5 it is!

JUMPER #1: You ready?

JUMPER #2: Yep, on the count of 5.

JUMPER #1 and JUMPER #2:  1, 2, 3,…..

(parent voice off stage) Get down from the roof you crazy kids! I don’t care if you have a trampoline down there to break your fall.  I’m warning you, get down here this instant. You hear me?? On the count of 3. 1, 2…

JUMPER #1:  I guess we’re back to the number 3.

JUMPER #2:  Let’s do this!

JUMPER #1 and JUMPER #2: 1, 2, 3!

 

THE END