My half hero

Setting: Sunday afternoon. Jamie and Ali are taking a leisurely hike with their cutie pie dog, Zeus Oliver.

ALI:  I told you

JAMIE:  You’re always right.

ALI: If you know that, then why didn’t you just listen to me?!?

JAMIE: If that little chorkie can walk this path, why can’t Zeus do it?

ALI:  What the heck is a chorkie?

JAMIE:  You know, that little dog we just passed that you didn’t say hi to because you were too busy trying to get some coconut water into Zeus.

ALI: You’re kidding me?  A Yorkie Chihuahau mix. Now that’s kinda weird.

JAMIE:  It did look more like a rat than a dog if you ask me.

ALI: So now what are you going to do?  Your dog is laying here flat in the grass not willing to move a muscle.

JAMIE: There’s only one thing to do.

ALI: And that is?

JAMIE: We’re going to have to leave him here for the wolves.

ALI: What?!?!?!

JAMIE: Oh come on, I’m just kidding. 

ALI: That’s not funny.  Besides, there are no wolves here, probably more likely hawks.

JAMIE:  So it looks like I’ll be carrying him down the path.

ALI: You’re lucky he’s only 10 lbs.

JAMIE:  At least he pooped out on me and not you.  Because I would definitely have to leave you behind for the wolves or the hawks cause there’s no way could I carry you down the path.

ALI:  My hero…not!

JAMIE:  Hey look! There’s a call phone over there on the right, under that tree.  So I couldn’t carry you, but I would for sure call to get someone up here who could.  And I would gallantly wait by your side until the rescue party arrived.

ALI:  Ahhh, my half hero…

THE END

Ali Skylar (242 Posts)

Ali Skylar’s mission is to use inspirational words, positive affirmations, mindfulness exercises and positive songs to help you learn how to change your life and have a true spiritual awakening! Ali uses her Shiftitudes -uniquely crafted self-affirmation acronyms - blog, books and courses to help keep you committed to your spiritual journey! Also, her Quotitudes – inspirational sayings, encouraging words and inspirational quotes about life - gently aid in helping you to achieve a positive mental attitude essential for personal growth and presence of mind. Chat with Ali on Google+ | Facebook | Twitter | Pinterest | YouTube