My House!!!

CHARACTERS

Zeus Oliver, Dog

Xpresso, Dog

SETTING

Zeus Oliver’s home.  Xpresso has just walked in with her owner for a visit.

ZEUS OLIVER: Hey, this is my house, my house!  No other dogs allowed.

XPRESSO:  Chill out will ya?  I’m just visiting and much older than you so be respectful.

ZEUS OLIVER: Still, this is my house, my house!

XPRESSO: Yap, yap, yap.  I get it. Now leave me alone.  

ZEUS OLIVER: This is my house, my house!

XPRESSO: Oh…my…god.  I know it’s your house.. You don’t have to get so defensive.  I wouldn’t even be here if my owner didn’t drag me out here. What a pain in the ass trip.  Traffic, traffic, traffic. And let me tell you, I had to pee bad.

ZEUS OLIVER:  Don’t even think about drinking out of my water bowl.

XPRESSO: Look here youngin’, we all share water bowls.  Affection no, but water yes.

ZEUS OLIVER: This is my house, my house!

XPRESSO:  If you don’t shut up I’m going to pee near your couch and mark it – just try me!

ZEUS OLIVER:  You wouldn’t….my house, my house!

XPRESSO: Try me.

Zeus calms down a bit.  Stops yelping and starts sniffing.

ZEUS OLIVER:  Maybe, you can stay a bit.

XPRESSO:  I’m going to stay as long as I like.

ZEUS OLIVER:  Will you play with me?

XPRESSO:  Not a chance. But I will let you sniff my butt again.

 
THE END.

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