Fork in the road?

CHARACTERS: A Fork and the Letter V

LETTER V:  It’s time we renamed “fork in the road”

FORK:  Why?  To what?

LETTER V: To “V in the road”

FORK: You’re just jealous I’m a pretty potent metaphor

LETTER V:  Look, I’m just calling a spade a spade. You have 3-4 prongs and a path, where it splits, usually goes in two different directions.  Like a V.  You know what I mean?

FORK: Do you have to get so literal?

LETTER V:  Ah…yeah. It’s time I get some recognition as a pretty potent metaphor.

FORK:  Where is this coming from?

LETTER V:  I don’t know, just feeling kind of useless I guess.  

FORK: Oh come on! V stands for victory and vivacious and va va va voom!  How much better can you get than that?

LETTER V:  That’s a good point. Va va va voom is definitely sexier and more fun than having to deal with deciding which way to go. Agita city.  

FORK:  See? It’s all good.

LETTER V:  I’m still standing by my belief that it should be “V in the road” not “Fork in the road.”

FORK: Well, then all I gotta say is “FORK YOU!”  

LETTER V: See?  You get way too many metaphors.  It’s just not fair…

THE END

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