CHARACTERS: A Fork and the Letter V
LETTER V: It’s time we renamed “fork in the road”
FORK: Why? To what?
LETTER V: To “V in the road”
FORK: You’re just jealous I’m a pretty potent metaphor
LETTER V: Look, I’m just calling a spade a spade. You have 3-4 prongs and a path, where it splits, usually goes in two different directions. Like a V. You know what I mean?
FORK: Do you have to get so literal?
LETTER V: Ah…yeah. It’s time I get some recognition as a pretty potent metaphor.
FORK: Where is this coming from?
LETTER V: I don’t know, just feeling kind of useless I guess.
FORK: Oh come on! V stands for victory and vivacious and va va va voom! How much better can you get than that?
LETTER V: That’s a good point. Va va va voom is definitely sexier and more fun than having to deal with deciding which way to go. Agita city.
FORK: See? It’s all good.
LETTER V: I’m still standing by my belief that it should be “V in the road” not “Fork in the road.”
FORK: Well, then all I gotta say is “FORK YOU!”
LETTER V: See? You get way too many metaphors. It’s just not fair…
THE END
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