Nagging Wife To The Rescue!

Ali: Did you do it?

Jamie:  Not yet.

Ali: How come?

Jamie: Didn’t have time.

Ali: What do you mean you didn’t have time?

Jamie:  I’ll do it now, okay? 

Ali:  Oh-kay.

Jamie goes downstairs.

Ali:  (yelling downstairs) Did you do it yet?

Jamie:  (yelling upstairs) Not yet.

Ali: (yelling downstairs) OMG what’s the problem hon?  This isn’t rocket science.

Jamie: (yelling upstairs) I had to pee – and you know it takes me a couple of minutes to drain the pee pee swamp.

Ali: (yelling downstairs) Come on Jamie, you can do this!

Jamie: (yelling upstairs) Okay, okay I’m doing it now, hold your horses.

Jamie stops in his tracks.

Jamie: (to himself) Wait a minute, what was I coming down here to do?

Ali: (yelling downstairs one last time) JAMIE, I NEED MY COFFEE!!!

Jamie: (to himself) Oh yeah! That’s what I was coming downstairs to do.  Thank God for nagging wives!

THE END

Ali Skylar (242 Posts)

Ali Skylar’s mission is to use inspirational words, positive affirmations, mindfulness exercises and positive songs to help you learn how to change your life and have a true spiritual awakening! Ali uses her Shiftitudes -uniquely crafted self-affirmation acronyms - blog, books and courses to help keep you committed to your spiritual journey! Also, her Quotitudes – inspirational sayings, encouraging words and inspirational quotes about life - gently aid in helping you to achieve a positive mental attitude essential for personal growth and presence of mind. Chat with Ali on Google+ | Facebook | Twitter | Pinterest | YouTube